Every Man Gets What No Man Deserves


I'm the most cynical, humanistic, nihilist you may ever meet. I enjoy The Walking Dead, Dr.Who, Pokemon, and basically every other geeky thing everyone else has a blog about.
But I'm awesome, and everyone loves a good train wreck.

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My morning..

So I was in the shower feeling bad about my life and noticed there was some mold growing in my shower, which is somehow appropriate.
I happened to have some rubbing alcohol in there because my nipple peircing is infected like a class act.
I sprayed that shit all over the wall and floor.
The assault on my eye nose and throat was unwavering closed in the shower.

So the long and short is off to work maybe accidentally drunk and look ing maced.
Sad face*

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Omg! Omg 2% until I can play!

My ex boyfriend is coming over and I really should clean…
Hahahahaha…No.

Omg! Omg 2% until I can play!

My ex boyfriend is coming over and I really should clean…
Hahahahaha…No.

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My dog is a spoiled (adorable!) Mutt.

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ericharrisblog:

Eric and Dylan last images alive at 12pm, 8 minutes later they were dead.

I find this fascinating. I wonder if they are scared or disappointed…

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gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

This is my favorite because it reminds me of myself and my half

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Childens camp stories.

Samantha was mad at me, and claimed I loved all the other kids but on cuddle her but don’t love her
So I told her fairy tales and she calmed down.

They also tried to kill a deer at the zoo. I was almost proud of their flanking ablities

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Brownie in a mug directions

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Brownie in a mug directions

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