Every Man Gets What No Man Deserves


The most cynical, humanistic, nihilist you may ever meet.
I'm awesome, and everyone loves a good train wreck.

Meow.  

Bring it

Submissions

I really don’t like being a person

Bodies are stupid, impulses are dumb, and focusing on how pretty the flesh lumps attached to my brittle bones are is pretty time consuming.

Tagged: fuck the worldhumans are stupidapathy

Got my wig for Princess Bubblegum Halloween costume : )

Got my wig for Princess Bubblegum Halloween costume : )

Tagged: adventure timecostumecosplayhalloween

R.I.P.

You were awesome and 14 is pretty good for a Shepard.

Tagged: puppydoggerman shepherd

I hate unpacking I just want to play xbox

Tagged: high life

May I just take a moment to voice how badly I want Bill O’Reilly to get dementia and start mumbling non sense to under paid nurses
“You owe everything to me you know! Damn Democrats get out my dressing room, I represent peace and love”
“Now now Mr.o’Reilly we need to change your pads”
“Obaaaaaaaaaamma!”

May I just take a moment to voice how badly I want Bill O’Reilly to get dementia and start mumbling non sense to under paid nurses
“You owe everything to me you know! Damn Democrats get out my dressing room, I represent peace and love”
“Now now Mr.o’Reilly we need to change your pads”
“Obaaaaaaaaaamma!”

Tagged: politicsbill oreillylolsno hope

Had to put down my dog. :(

I think I need a hug

Tagged: sorrow

bundydoesthings:

The Gang’s All Here


Omg lol

bundydoesthings:

The Gang’s All Here

Omg lol

Tagged: serial killers

Source: bundydoesthings

Well I can say…

Cleaning maggot pools out of my crippled dogs vagina was probably the grossest things I’ve ever done.
Ever

Tagged: ewgross

Happy birthday Shoggoth!

Tagged: birthdaydoggiepuppycakebakingh.p. lovecraft