Every Man Gets What No Man Deserves


I'm the most cynical, humanistic, nihilist you may ever meet. I enjoy The Walking Dead, Dr.Who, Pokemon, and basically every other geeky thing everyone else has a blog about.
But I'm awesome, and everyone loves a good train wreck.

Meow.  

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Submissions
cecilmurdock:

batwife:

ojelagee:

The monsters of The Cabin In The Woods.
Angry Molesting Tree has to be my favorite lol

who (or what) the fuck is Kevin?

Witches. Sexy Witches

Fun fact. My fiance’ and Is first date

cecilmurdock:

batwife:

ojelagee:

The monsters of The Cabin In The Woods.

Angry Molesting Tree has to be my favorite lol

who (or what) the fuck is Kevin?

Witches. 
Sexy Witches

Fun fact. My fiance’ and Is first date

Tagged: cabin in the woodshorrormonster

Source: ojelagee

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

Tagged: sciencebrainmorbidsocool

Source: 365daysofhorror

hobgoblinhero:

cthulhu-buttcheeks:

blue-eyed-hanji:

crockertech:

 

Dowling Duncan and redesigning the American Dollar:

Why the size?
We have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. However we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. When stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. It also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

Why a vertical format?
When we researched how notes are used we realized people tend to handle and deal with money vertically rather than horizontally. You tend to hold a wallet or purse vertically when searching for notes. The majority of people hand over notes vertically when making purchases. All machines accept notes vertically. Therefore a vertical note makes more sense.

Why different colors?
It’s one of the strongest ways graphically to distinguish one note from another.

Why these designs?
We wanted a concept behind the imagery so that the image directly relates to the value of each note. We also wanted the notes to be educational, not only for those living in America but visitors as well. Each note uses a black and white image depicting a particular aspect of American history and culture. They are then overprinted with informational graphics or a pattern relating to that particular image.

$1 – The first African American president
$5 – The five biggest native American tribes
$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution
$20 – 20th Century America
$50 – The 50 States of America
$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt. During this time he led the congress to pass more important legislations than most presidents pass in their entire term. This helped fight the economic crises at the time of the great depression. Ever since, every new president has been judged on how well they have done during the first 100 days of their term.

omg guys

colored

MONEY

Is it just me or is it kinda wrong to put Obama on the dollar bill? Like he didn’t do anything spectacular and he is our current president so it seems like there are some brown nosing here (regardless if there isn’t people are going to think that) and Obama’s legacy is the phrase “Thanks, Obama”

no president does anything spectacular, things happen because of congress and the president just takes the blame and/or credit; Obamas first term was him proposing ideas and republican congress saying “no, fuck off, you don’t get to do anything.” People forget that he is there as a formality to sign laws into being, and even if he vetoes the house can still tell him “lol, thats a law anyways fucko cuz we say so.”

obama was the first black president, thats a socially significant milestone; so was JFK being the first Irish president, so he’s a good candidate. However, JFK is already on the half dollar which, as I understand it, is still being circulated. 

besides, theres a country out there with pikachu on the dollar. fucking pikachu. What has he done thats spectacular?

I just think Obama is a fucking narcissist.
50 states? Why not all the presidents?

Tagged: politicsmoney

Source: ickyfunk

Source: sakurajoker

Camp story of the day..

Nate and Samantha have been fighting for weeks. Today at lunch Nathan had to go to a different lunch table Samantha would eat her food. As Nathan settles in at the new table a boy who doesn’t talk yet takes a swig of his soda and goes
in a tone of one whose old and wise: “Relationships are hard, man”

Tagged: kidscampstoriesfunny

Lego Boston model display!

Tagged: legolegoslego landtoysmusume

My morning..

So I was in the shower feeling bad about my life and noticed there was some mold growing in my shower, which is somehow appropriate.
I happened to have some rubbing alcohol in there because my nipple peircing is infected like a class act.
I sprayed that shit all over the wall and floor.
The assault on my eye nose and throat was unwavering closed in the shower.

So the long and short is off to work maybe accidentally drunk and look ing maced.
Sad face*

Tagged: fmlwhy did i do thisthat was a great ideafuckim dumb

Omg! Omg 2% until I can play!

My ex boyfriend is coming over and I really should clean…
Hahahahaha…No.

Omg! Omg 2% until I can play!

My ex boyfriend is coming over and I really should clean…
Hahahahaha…No.

Tagged: the walking deadtelltale gamesclemintine

My dog is a spoiled (adorable!) Mutt.

Tagged: puppypugglepugpug life

ericharrisblog:

Eric and Dylan last images alive at 12pm, 8 minutes later they were dead.

I find this fascinating. I wonder if they are scared or disappointed…

Tagged: columbinenbkreb and vodkaeric harrisdylan klebold

Source: ericharrisblog